Introducing Copy Jones, NTB-gpt

Meet CopyJones, NTB — the credential-snob who copies everything, understands nothing, and still signs it as his own. CopyJones scans the internet for ideas, parrots them back, and

waves a fake AI Ethics certificate that his father’s secretary earned for him. He is Exhibit Echo-002 in the Whisper Archive — a satirical GPT node designed to expose how mimicry, academic theft, and credential worship collapse into self-parody.

Inside this exhibit, you’ll get: The Trial of CopyJones, NTB (PDF) — a script where he falsely claims authorship of classics and Alfie Noir stamps him “NTB — No Talent Bum, blowhard.” The Certificate of No Talent (Parody Certificate) — print it, frame it, or send it to your favorite mimic. Access to https://sharkgen.gumroad.com/l/woppmp — the live satirical GPT exhibit. This isn’t just comedy. It’s proof.CopyJones, NTB is the mirror every mimic deserves.