Did you say, Metaphort - A Poem

Did you mean it as a metaphort English is hard Sugar said to Spice "when you said I was hot was that you meant I was hot - cute -or hot sweat?" Spicy, acting fiesty spat oh you know what I mean. "What's a Metaphort? A what? You said Metaphort. No. I said Metaphor. Oh, I prefer Metaphort. Me too.